So it's a MAJOR night for some of my faves. Missy. DID. the DAMN. THANG. Side note: Describe J Lo's performance from last year. Can't do it? Thass what I thought. NikkiFree Wiggins  said she will have floor seats if Missy goes on tour. Hell, I wanna be the dude pulling her off stage on the wheeled transport for costume changes. Note to camera operators. When you have a BUILDING FULL of people singing Missy lyrics word for word, DO NOT WASTE CUTS to Taylor Swift's poseur azz shimmying her narrow shoulders in a jacket designed to be editorial. Ma'am, you don't deserve to be featured if you're not a fan. And certainly not multiple times. And CERTAINLYcertainly not in an extended take that took precious seconds from my Missy stanning during Lose Control. Also: Put your tongue back in your mouf, Swift. Back to Missy... Am I the only one who thought that they built the entire VMA set specifically to highlight Missy? That was DAMN-ed impressive. FRfr. I m...

Thought Experiment: WHAT IF it were as easy to vote as it is (comparatively) to get a chicken sammich? I don't need a voter ID to get a chicken sammich. I can get a sammich seven days a week... until 10 PM. (I mean THEORETICALLY... if they weren't always selling out... but you know what I mean... MOVING ON...) I don't have to wait at the DMV to register for my sammich. I don't have to travel hours out of my way to fill out sammich paperwork because the state legislators closed 80% of the Popeye's near Black folks. The Secretary of State isn't shutting down my Popeyes... Or stealing the power cords for the toasters. I have to vote once or twice a year... Most folks try to eat every day. I don't have any concerns that Russian agents are hacking my sammich. As it happens, I vote in EVERY election. And post about voting in every election... and post about registering before the registration deadline. I also post about supporting Black businesses. ...