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Melania, Melania

About that Melania "interview" with Anderson Cooper. I know the Trump campaign has positioned her as a polyglot, but the only language that matters in 'Murica is ANGLISH! And her Anglish is what we might gently call "flicted."
Side note: Being able to thank a server in four languages doesn't count as fluency.
Side note, part deux: In 'Murican Anglish, one does not "hear a lot of STUFFS."
Side note, parte tres: Gerontologically speaking, a 59-year old man does not engage in "boy's talk."
Side note, tiel vier: Sumner Redstone remarried at 79... Time to pull out that prenup?

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