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State of the Union Invitations... Sigh.

I am a graphic designer. So the typo hits me a but harder than some. HOWEVER, can we talk about the OTHER problems with this tacky invitation?
Firstly, the House of Representatives has a SEAL. There's scarcely a reason to add a goofy, hyper-stylized "House of Representatives wordmark on this design.
Next, we have the horrible text placement. This is a common problem with pre-printed tickets (note the gold foil) that are sent through a laser printer for personalization. See how the 9:00 PM time is sitting RIGHT ON THAT GOLD EDGE? Next time try something other than MS Word, mail merge, homey.
But that's just the beginning of the layout issues. Given that there's a fair amount of info to tackle in this space, it's reasonable to divide the card into separate zones. What's less clear is why they didn't center the text in the right side of the card in the horizontal space allocated for it. It's MADNESS.
And can we talk about the font salad for a moment? One thing Obama's team was REALLY tight on was branding. They grabbed some well coordinated font families and rode them all the way through eight years. Even when they switched it up a bit, the branding elements were easily identified.
Here we have SIX DIFFERENT FONTS fighting for attention. I've already mentioned the over-worked House wordmark, which holds two fonts (albeit coordinated) in its space. The House seal has its own serif font. A reasonable choice would be to maintain that same serif font across the rest of the card. But NOOOOOOOOO! We get a DIFFERENT font for the "Admit Bearer" message (one of the nearly ubiquitous Garamonds), THEN the stalwart Palatino (Times New Roman's old-ass bougie uncle). And that's before we flip the divider back into classic "Old English" (SOOOOO Classy!)
Lastly, might I direct your eyes to the hellishly bad trim on the right edge? We've got a decent amount of black space on the left, but Holy Sh*thole... what's up with the OTHER side. That card looks like its barber fell asleep during the line-up and kept shaving that edge until it hit the neck meat.
In the overall scheme of things, this is barely a blip, but CAN YOU IMAGINE the fooferaw had Obama's team made a mistake like this for his FIRST STATE OF THE UNIOM?
P.S. It appears that they went for a "fancy" cover stock with a slight texture. Unfortunately, laser toner doesn't adhere to textured stocks particularly well.

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